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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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