- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

how do you win a game try your best

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

a skinny sumo wrestler

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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