"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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WNBA

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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Anti Joke

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