- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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