Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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2 black kids walk into school

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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mexicans fishing

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Asian women drivers...

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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