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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

CAVE JOHNSON.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Okay.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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