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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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