- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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