- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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