What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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