A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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gingers

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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