- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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