- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

V I T A M I N C !

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Morning wood.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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