- Anti Joke

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

Waseem is a hard worker.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.