There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Vote this down and get DOXED

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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