- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why so serious? Your brother died.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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