Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why so serious ?

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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