- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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