you see theres this guy.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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