- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

i am writing this because i felt like it.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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