- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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