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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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