- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

Hello penis

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

Why? Because.

homosexual rights to marriage

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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