- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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