Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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