one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only anal because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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