- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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