- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Poop.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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