- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Your sex life.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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