- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Are you black? Kill yourself.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Your girlfriend.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

what this: b a dead one of these: p

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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