- Anti Joke

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

A man walks into a vagina

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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