- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like it in the mouth

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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