- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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