- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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