What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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