- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Hail Hitler

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

I work at jcpenny

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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