Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

So FDR walks into a bar.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Gay republicans

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

I enjoy Popcorn

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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