wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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