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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Justin Bieber.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

So a baby seal walks into a club

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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