What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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My Nan, that is all.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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