Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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