- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Sex

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Ask me if im a tree? No

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