- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Ask me if im a tree? No

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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