- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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