What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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