- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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