- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

A seal walks into a club.

Donald Trump

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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