- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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