- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

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