- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

I enjoy Popcorn

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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