Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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