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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.