- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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