- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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