Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

V I T A M I N C !

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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