- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What's one plus one? two.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

N-E Pats never cheated

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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