- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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