- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

cancer

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

This is a joke.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

no really what are ur names?

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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