- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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