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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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