What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Guest what? Dog

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Stephen Hawking

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

why is pie good. because it just is.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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