- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Waffles ate my grandma

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

knock knock Goodbye

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

penis

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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