What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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