A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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Your life

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

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