- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

haha Otarts was here

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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