- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

hashtags suck balls

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

It says so on your cap.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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