- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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