- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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