- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

batman has diarrhea

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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