Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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WILLYS

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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