- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What? Huh?

If you have a stroke, call 000

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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