- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

you gay?

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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