What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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Ehh

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Terraria

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Your mom is so old she died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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