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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

say it ten times fast: oh

Jordan is pregant

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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