- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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