What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Get it? More.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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How about that airline food?

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Youre mom is so dead...

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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