- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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