Who wants $300? Me too.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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