- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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