Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

What is my name? I dont know

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

PENIS lol

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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