How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

HEY!

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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