- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Roses are red, yup.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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