- Anti Joke

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Tucker Rivera

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Knock Knock Come in

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Penis.

Anti Joke

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