- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

An man walks to a bra

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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