do you have a wife?

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Anti-jokes are funny.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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