- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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