- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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