- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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