What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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