- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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