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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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