- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What's stupid a light bulb.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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