- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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