A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Dude man, I'm high...

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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