whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Julian Ha.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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