2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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Julian Ha.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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