How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Nickelback

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Trump will make America great again.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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