Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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