- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

whats white jizz

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

VAL SUCKS

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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