- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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