- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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