A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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